Funny Conversations

Gabe: Mummy, there's fish and water there.
Me: Where?
Gabe: Inside the restaurant.
Me: Oh! *surprised at the usage of the word "restaurant"* Which restaurant? (We were on the way home from dinner at a restaurant.)
Gabe: That restaurant loh!

Gabe: Mummy, boys has ji ji and ball ball. (I did not correct his grammatical error here)
Me: What about girls?
Gabe: Girls has gap gap.
Me: Where's your ji ji and ball ball?
Gabe: *looks down* inside the xiao ku zi.

We were in Gabe's room about to begin the night routine. Derod sank into the sofa bed and heaved a tired sigh.
Gabe: Papa, are you alright?!